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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Manny Pacquiao Facts

Everyone knows who Pacquiao is, but do they no his special techniques? I complied a list of Pacquiao's techniques. Remember: More Manny More Problems



Regular Moves

-Pacquiao Taunt: Raises his arms to gather energy from the crowd. This refuels his stamina as well as his lower is opponents self esteem.

-Pacquiao Vicks (Bix) : Applied to many cuts and sucuts for instant recovery.

-National Fist: Pacquiao puts his fist in the air, so he can fist pound God. and the rest of his trillions of fans.

-Pacquiao Throw: The power of the San Francisco Giants are all in that one pitch.

-Sing: Para Sa'yo. Stuns his opponent by the aura of his great sining voice. Can cause many women in the audience to orgasm when it is heard.

-Freddy Roach: Comes to the ringside to assist Pacquiao. He taught Pacquiao how to read and swindle people. Mentor for life.

-English: A technique many of Pacquiao's oppenents cannot understand. He wins by default because he has no reason to hire a translator. More Money for Manny.

Special Moves

-Pacquiao Punch: A regular punch that can kill you. He uses no energy.

-PacMan: Runs around the ring and eats invisible to regular human dots. His opponents turn into ghosts, he eats them too to increase his score. But to the regular human it looks like an epic knockout

-Smile: When Manny smiles it depends on what the subject is. If it is fans and regular people, he is the happiest person in the world. Disneyland can't compete with that. But...if you are an opponent, the smile stands for "I am going to win. You are going to the hospital"

-Pacquiao Dance: The leaked photos online of Manny dancing with another woman. It shows hes not only pound for pound champ, but all of the jabbawockees.

-Dapidran Stare: When Manny wears a hood and his entourage follows him. Time freezes.

-No Fear Steal: The special technique Pacquiao uses to steal cigarettes. He made over a billion dollars when he was a child. He spent it all on purchasing the sun.

-Explosion of Pinatubo: Manny's instant recovery move. During a fight he would superblock then release the energy back at the opponent while doing his signature taunt.

-Mexi-cutioner: Knocks the wind out of every single mexican in the universe. Just for his enjoyment.

-Pambansang Kamao Trigger: When pacquiao goes "pa-pa-pa-pa" while simultaneously beating his enemy into a pulp. It resembles a gun. The trigga from Manila



Overdrives

-Fist of a Thousand Filipinos: Whenever a fan throws a punch into the air while watching a pacquiao fight. That energy is transferred to pacquiao's glove. Similar to a Spirit Bomb. The One of the Ultimate Techniques. He used this in many fights.

-Apo Juice: Pacquiao goes to the corner and asks God for permission to beat the shit out of his enemy. He is given the technique auto-life and hadoukens



Favorites

-Bulaluo: Pacquiao eats this oxtail soup every day to get power.

-Pacquiao Couch: The sleep technique where Pacquiao sleeps on his couch after a long day of smiling and being happy. Even though he has a 57,000 room mansion, he prefers the couch. Him and Jinkee also get freak on the couch.

-Donations: Just Manny donating money to the Philippines. Trillions, but the people spend it all on creating more lava for Mt. Pinatubo

Nicknames

Money Pacquio, Emmanuelman, Pac-Man, King of Fighters, Dapridan Price, Pacquiaoster, Better than you, The Destroyer, The destroyer of mexico, the destroyer of worlds, Kibawe Kid, www.mannypacquiao.ph, victorious Pac, Monster Pacquiao, Gift from God, Para Sa'yo, Labaniao, Emmanuel Fear...etc etc